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pornhub likes mother series
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Imposter
Imposter found!
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niggersex
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not a
https://trolface.neocities.org nt a troll
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tf2
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peter
peter
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>dont know how to use green text
lol
cum
>be me>dont know how to use green text
lol
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Bruh what is this guy dza good or no
lil dza
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCrjHTOrvD_o5IuCo4TTyo3ABruh what is this guy dza good or no
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We are living in the cubes.
We are living in the cubes.
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cock
i am cackies man R:0 / I:0
Yes
Janken
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greg
greg R:1 / I:0
i hate w*men
why cant my waifu be real
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troll iceberg
troll ioce ber
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supa troller
yeaaaaaaaaaa R:0 / I:0
sperm
sperm
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>saul goodman funko pop
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trollin
we do a little trolling
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real?
so true R:0 / I:0
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true story
>be me
>be named chad
I am athletic and your opinion doesnt matter
also fuck you jannies
true story
>be me
>be named chad
I am athletic and your opinion doesnt matter
also fuck you jannies
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sus
amogus R:2 / I:0
Baby
DaBaby
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kaas
kaas R:0 / I:0
the truth (redpilled)
unicode was blocked cos it had a rather mistrustful resident that seems to reference a popular 2018 game. R:2 / I:0
obama
holy shit my tea just became a little sus
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jizz
maybe with cum even!! R:2 / I:0
warning if you wanna switch bords
theres a bumbass cp dealer spamming ads in /b/ so dont go there
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yo mama
yo mama R:2 / I:1
Shrek
tbh shrek sucks
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但是，我相信可以建立一种合理的联系，使之更加了解爪子巡逻祖先的美德。尽管这值得商bat，但我相信莱德和船员实际上是加拿大人，也许来自卑诗省温哥华地区。众所周知，一群加拿大外交官庇护了几名从美国驻伊朗大使馆逃脱的美国人（见Argo等人）。尽管从那时起就没有在媒体上引起广泛关注，但有证据表明，一个年轻男孩和一个女孩以及几只流浪狗正在帮助促进救助。来自Ancestry.com的研究表明，这些小孩在80年代初通过伦敦移民到加拿大。这些实际上是莱德的祖父母。文献稀疏且不确定，但是可以证明，他们的遗产不仅导致莱德（Ryder）的出生和对幼犬的亲和力，而且还提供了莱德（Ryder）因其父母过早去世而继承的财富。
至少，这是一种可能的解释。
首先，莱德直到9/11才出生。 PP根本就没
好吧，我会咬这种疯狂的想法。首先，莱德直到9/11才出生。 PP根本就没有介入早期的冲突-他们错过了9/11，错过了伊朗的人质，错过了Tet进攻，错过了1780年的查尔斯顿战役…但是，我相信可以建立一种合理的联系，使之更加了解爪子巡逻祖先的美德。尽管这值得商bat，但我相信莱德和船员实际上是加拿大人，也许来自卑诗省温哥华地区。众所周知，一群加拿大外交官庇护了几名从美国驻伊朗大使馆逃脱的美国人（见Argo等人）。尽管从那时起就没有在媒体上引起广泛关注，但有证据表明，一个年轻男孩和一个女孩以及几只流浪狗正在帮助促进救助。来自Ancestry.com的研究表明，这些小孩在80年代初通过伦敦移民到加拿大。这些实际上是莱德的祖父母。文献稀疏且不确定，但是可以证明，他们的遗产不仅导致莱德（Ryder）的出生和对幼犬的亲和力，而且还提供了莱德（Ryder）因其父母过早去世而继承的财富。
至少，这是一种可能的解释。
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1. If you attempt to post something unoriginal, it is not posted, and you are muted temporarily.
2. The time with which you are muted for doubles with each transgression.
3. Each mute time is 2^n in seconds where n is the number of times you have transgressed. So, your mute time doubles each time you fuck up.
4. Backlinks, eg >>1, are not viewed by the robot. So "lolwut" and ">>2 lolwut" are the same post, in the eyes of the robot.
5. Gibberish at the end of a post to force originality may result in mod intervention (no BLOX posts please).
6. Images are NOT included in the filter, only text.
7. Your mute count slowly decreases over time.
8. You cannot post a picture without text.
9. Unicode is blocked. Sorry, too many exploits (Cyrillic letters, etc).
10. Posts require a certain minimum amount of original content in order to be posted.
11. Post sane, real content, well thought out replies, and mutes are unlikely.
12. The original algorithm was designed by XKCD:
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ROBOT9587
/r9k/ is an imageboard where there are no exact reposts.1. If you attempt to post something unoriginal, it is not posted, and you are muted temporarily.
2. The time with which you are muted for doubles with each transgression.
3. Each mute time is 2^n in seconds where n is the number of times you have transgressed. So, your mute time doubles each time you fuck up.
4. Backlinks, eg >>1, are not viewed by the robot. So "lolwut" and ">>2 lolwut" are the same post, in the eyes of the robot.
5. Gibberish at the end of a post to force originality may result in mod intervention (no BLOX posts please).
6. Images are NOT included in the filter, only text.
7. Your mute count slowly decreases over time.
8. You cannot post a picture without text.
9. Unicode is blocked. Sorry, too many exploits (Cyrillic letters, etc).
10. Posts require a certain minimum amount of original content in order to be posted.
11. Post sane, real content, well thought out replies, and mutes are unlikely.
12. The original algorithm was designed by XKCD:
http://blag.xkcd.com/2008/01/14/robot9000-and-xkcd-signal-attacking-noise-in-chat/
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i hit the.m
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look what they took from yo
look what they took from yo
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facts
this is fax doe
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does r9k like capybaras?
because i sure do :) R:0 / I:0
my penis stone
there is a strone growing on my penis and it is hurting rly bad R:0 / I:0
Child porn thread 2
Child porn thread 2
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bombs
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trol
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hello guys
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Is this just 4 chan but worse?
what is this place help
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oil
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BE REAL R:0 / I:0
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bales
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when the Trollge finds you hahaha
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i wanna get outside in quarantine
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amogus
amogus
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awesome
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hello the fart among us chicken whatwhat R:0 / I:0
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Cheese
Cheese
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what is this
what is this really R:1 / I:0
shawty
Shawty’s like a melody in my head R:0 / I:0
je(sus)
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Red Sus
guys red is sus we should vote him out or skip idc R:0 / I:0
horse
horse R:0 / I:0
Amogu
Amogu
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boneur
boneur
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what's happening forum
what's happening forum
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screeb
screeb R:0 / I:0
currently covering myself in oil
currently covering myself in oil
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I am cumming in your mom
I am cumming in your mom
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>be me
>see pork
>haram
>be me
>see pork
>haram
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piss
piss
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sup
funi R:0 / I:0
monke
monke
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ass munching
I like muching ass R:6 / I:0
Continue this chain! ?
Continue this chain! ?
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fat
fat
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Troll
Troll R:0 / I:0
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fatty spins says he is doin' your mom
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troll
piss
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oil
lmao R:0 / I:0
Is there so much stuff about obama
Like seriously what's with your obsession with obama R:0 / I:0
Just checking out cyio
Uhh
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real obama 2021 real no fake 1000%
cool website
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AUtists
They dont deserve basic human rights R:0 / I:0
have found me
so i cover myself with oil R:0 / I:0
cum
cum
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Im Hideo Kojima
omg its hideo kojima
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scan it
scan it for funny!!!
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>dies
>has dysentery
Cringe report #69420
>i have found your post cringe>dies
>has dysentery
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Obama has ruined america as we knew it
Obama has ruined america as we knew it
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sssss
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Nick
Nick R:0 / I:0
sorry meant a differant one
sorry meant a differant one
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is this fake
Ban that racist ass hole below me
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ninja
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server fucked and laysuit pending
yeah were all fucked
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what is hte averge amountof time to get over a carck cocaine addiction
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china
china
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gay
gay
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i am banned on the coveryourselfinoil.com server.
please unban me!!!!
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Gaming
Games are kinda cool. R:0 / I:0
e
E.
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Mac 10
race car
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The kind of deals that make you boogie.
[music]
Purple guy: *bites borger and dances*
Sushi guys: *appear and eat the sushi*
Sallad girl: *eats salad and stands up*
Milkshake girl: *does the splits and sluprs milkshake*
Everyone: *dances all at once*
camera moves to purple guy and shows him dancing
[music stops]
camera changes to house and kid looks at purple guy
purple guy: points at kid
kid: says huh and blinks
[music starts again]
Kid: *dancing*
Narrator: Get the food you love with perks *doorbell rings* from
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Narrator: Grubhub perks give you deals on the food you love.The kind of deals that make you boogie.
[music]
Purple guy: *bites borger and dances*
Sushi guys: *appear and eat the sushi*
Sallad girl: *eats salad and stands up*
Milkshake girl: *does the splits and sluprs milkshake*
Everyone: *dances all at once*
camera moves to purple guy and shows him dancing
[music stops]
camera changes to house and kid looks at purple guy
purple guy: points at kid
kid: says huh and blinks
[music starts again]
Kid: *dancing*
Narrator: Get the food you love with perks *doorbell rings* from
Happy people: Grubhub!
Narrator: Grub what you love
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h
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:3 try not to post every second challenge
minute 1
:3 try not to post every second challenge
minute 1
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Imagine unironically being European
Imagine unironically being European
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hello
hello
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h
Im covering myself in oil, and no one can stop me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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piss
willy
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yeah
yup. thats so true tho R:0 / I:0
https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
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Silly time
Silly time
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>youre posting on a r9k board
>youre posting on a r9k board
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femboys
femboys are actually hot wtf
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FUCK OFF
Im covering myself in oil, and no one can stop me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! R:1 / I:0
hi
hi
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>posts lol funy n word
>banned
>wtf?
idj
>goes to /r9k/>posts lol funy n word
>banned
>wtf?
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I think this website is cool and i like using it. There are not too many people using this website so it is kind of boring tbh but i still think it is cool and i like using it. Can someone respond to this post so I know that there are other people useing this website who are nice and good to talk to? maybe we can be friends and have a conversation in this thread maybe :) I think it would be nice to be friends with another user of this website because I think it is cool and I like using it.
I think this website is cool and i like using it. There are not too many people using this website so it is kind of boring tbh but i still think it is cool and i like using it. Can someone respond to this post so I know that there are other people useing this website who are nice and good to talk to? maybe we can be friends and have a conversation in this thread maybe :) I think it would be nice to be friends with another user of this website because I think it is cool and I like using it.
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>be me
>ungood day
>go to a random message board
>day worse
>be me
>ungood day
>go to a random message board
>day worse
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cover yourself in oil
oil floats on water , step 1 wait for rain, step 2 cover yourself in oil , step 3 fly R:0 / I:0
cover yourself in oil
cover yourself in oil
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>tfw no oil covered GF (goil-covered friend)
>tfw no oil covered GF (goil-covered friend)
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Barbara Booey R:0 / I:0
oil
you gotta cover yourself in it; man.
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Bunger
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hmmm R:0 / I:0
America
Vote troll face 2077
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Angry Birds
Anyone else a fan of angry birds or just me
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NU MUR SAYING KASS WERDZ
ITIS INNAPROPRIATEAND VIOLENT
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shoot yourself
the fucking
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aliwfjal
alwfjnaf it's god
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Is Windows 93 Real?
Is it?
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Charlie got drip.
Charlie got drip.
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Hurgba
Hello new here
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Someone explain this.
Someone explain this.
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Infinite Trolling
Fun is infinite, so is trolling. R:3 / I:2
ass
ass
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mfw baby yoda
mfw baby yoda
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i farded
i farded alot there is immense amount of waste around me
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How do I get a girlfriend
How do I get myself a girlfriend, no men allowed!!! R:0 / I:0
This is gamer speaking.
Do you want paypal? paypal.com R:0 / I:0
ass
gay ass is like really big R:1 / I:0
fart
why it hurt??????????????????????
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I FUCKING HATE CHICKEN
CHICKEN FUCKING SUCKS, I HATE IT. jk i love chicken PELASE FORGIVE ME R:0 / I:0
This trollface thing seems pretty cool
This trollface thing seems pretty cool
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コックとボールの拷問（CBT）は、男性の性器に痛みや圧迫を加えることを伴う性行為です。これは、性器ピアス、ワックスプレイ、性器スパンキング、スクイーズ、ボールバスト、性器鞭打ち、尿道プレイ、くすぐり拷問、エロティックな電気刺激、あるいは蹴りなどの直接的に苦痛を伴う活動を含むことがあります。このような行為の受け手は、マゾヒズムや、サディスティックな支配者に喜ばれていることを知ることで、直接的な肉体的快楽を得ることができる。
( :
コックとボールの拷問」は、『ウィキペディア（Wikipedia）』のフリー百科事典『en.wikipedia.org』に掲載されたものです。コックとボールの拷問（CBT）は、男性の性器に痛みや圧迫を加えることを伴う性行為です。これは、性器ピアス、ワックスプレイ、性器スパンキング、スクイーズ、ボールバスト、性器鞭打ち、尿道プレイ、くすぐり拷問、エロティックな電気刺激、あるいは蹴りなどの直接的に苦痛を伴う活動を含むことがあります。このような行為の受け手は、マゾヒズムや、サディスティックな支配者に喜ばれていることを知ることで、直接的な肉体的快楽を得ることができる。
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