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i wanna get outside in quarantine

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no

no
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amogus
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yo mama

yo mama
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awesome

awesome
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dsfsdafdsafsafdsf

FSDA9UGI0AH I HATE BEEING BABABOOEY i love been TROLLED YOU GOT TROLLED YES YOU PORBBALY BEEN BOOEYd
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hello the fart among us chicken whatwhat
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how to life

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Cheese
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what is this

what is this really
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shawty

Shawty’s like a melody in my head
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je(sus)

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Red Sus

guys red is sus we should vote him out or skip idc
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ROBOT9587

/r9k/ is an imageboard where there are no exact reposts.

1. If you attempt to post something unoriginal, it is not posted, and you are muted temporarily.
2. The time with which you are muted for doubles with each transgression.
3. Each mute time is 2^n in seconds where n is the number of times you have transgressed. So, your mute time doubles each time you fuck up.
4. Backlinks, eg >>1, are not viewed by the robot. So "lolwut" and ">>2 lolwut" are the same post, in the eyes of the robot.
5. Gibberish at the end of a post to force originality may result in mod intervention (no BLOX posts please).
6. Images are NOT included in the filter, only text.
7. Your mute count slowly decreases over time.
8. You cannot post a picture without text.
9. Unicode is blocked. Sorry, too many exploits (Cyrillic letters, etc).
10. Posts require a certain minimum amount of original content in order to be posted.
11. Post sane, real content, well thought out replies, and mutes are unlikely.
12. The original algorithm was designed by XKCD:
http://blag.xkcd.com/2008/01/14/robot9000-and-xkcd-signal-attacking-noise-in-chat/
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horse

horse
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Amogu
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boneur
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what's happening forum
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screeb

screeb
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currently covering myself in oil
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I am cumming in your mom
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>be me
>see pork
>haram
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Is this just 4 chan but worse?

what is this place help
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piss

piss
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sup

funi
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monke

monke
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ass munching

I like muching ass
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Continue this chain! 😏
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g
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fat

fat
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Troll

Troll
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fatty spins

fatty spins says he is doin' your mom
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troll

piss
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oil

lmao
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Is there so much stuff about obama

Like seriously what's with your obsession with obama
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Just checking out cyio

Uhh
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cool website

omg guys I found obama his address is on the site sex.sex/sex

real obama 2021 real no fake 1000%
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AUtists

They dont deserve basic human rights
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have found me

so i cover myself with oil
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cum

cum
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Im Hideo Kojima

omg its hideo kojima
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scan it

scan it for funny!!!
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Cringe report #69420

>i have found your post cringe
>dies
>has dysentery
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Obama has ruined america as we knew it
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ssssss

sssss
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Nick

Nick
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sorry meant a differant one
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is this fake

Ban that racist ass hole below me
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ninja

ooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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server fucked and laysuit pending

yeah were all fucked
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e

what is hte averge amountof time to get over a carck cocaine addiction
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china
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gay

gay
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i am banned on the coveryourselfinoil.com server.

please unban me!!!!
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Gaming

Games are kinda cool.
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when the Trollge finds you hahaha

rrrrrrrrr
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e

E.
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Mac 10

race car
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h

Narrator: Grubhub perks give you deals on the food you love.

The kind of deals that make you boogie.

[music]



Purple guy: *bites borger and dances*

Sushi guys: *appear and eat the sushi*

Sallad girl: *eats salad and stands up*

Milkshake girl: *does the splits and sluprs milkshake*

Everyone: *dances all at once*



camera moves to purple guy and shows him dancing



[music stops]



camera changes to house and kid looks at purple guy



purple guy: points at kid

kid: says huh and blinks



[music starts again]



Kid: *dancing*

Narrator: Get the food you love with perks *doorbell rings* from

Happy people: Grubhub!

Narrator: Grub what you love
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h

h
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:3 try not to post every second challenge
minute 1
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Imagine unironically being European
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hello
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oh yeah woo yeah

oh yeah woo yeah oh yeah woo yeah oh yeah woo yeah oh yeah woo yeah oh yeah woo yeah oh yeah woo yeah
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h

Im covering myself in oil, and no one can stop me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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piss

willy
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yeah

yup. thats so true tho
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Silly time

Silly time
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>youre posting on a r9k board
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femboys

femboys are actually hot wtf
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FUCK OFF

Im covering myself in oil, and no one can stop me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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hate niggers

me hate nig
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hi

hi
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idj

>goes to /r9k/
>posts lol funy n word
>banned
>wtf?
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I think this website is cool and i like using it. There are not too many people using this website so it is kind of boring tbh but i still think it is cool and i like using it. Can someone respond to this post so I know that there are other people useing this website who are nice and good to talk to? maybe we can be friends and have a conversation in this thread maybe :) I think it would be nice to be friends with another user of this website because I think it is cool and I like using it.
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>be me
>ungood day
>go to a random message board
>day worse
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cover yourself in oil

oil floats on water , step 1 wait for rain, step 2 cover yourself in oil , step 3 fly
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cover yourself in oil
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>tfw no oil covered GF (goil-covered friend)
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GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD

Barbara Booey
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oil

you gotta cover yourself in it; man.
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OOOOOOOOOHAHAHHAHA, HOAHAHAOHOHHOH

OOOOOOOOOHAHAHHAHA, HOAHAHAOHOHHOH!
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Bunger

Bunger Bunger Bunger Bunger Bunger Bunger Bunger Bunger Bunger Bunger Bunger Bunger
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subject

hmmm
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America

Vote troll face 2077
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jizz

maybe with cum even!!
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Fuck Niggers. Rape Niggers

Fuck You. Piece of Shit Niggers. Niggers. Faggot Niggers. I hate niggers. Nigger NIggers. Faggot. No Nuts. I am Qhzodir from Uzbekstan.
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Angry Birds

Anyone else a fan of angry birds or just me
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NU MUR SAYING KASS WERDZ

ITIS INNAPROPRIATE
AND VIOLENT
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shoot yourself

the fucking
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aliwfjal

alwfjnaf it's god
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Is Windows 93 Real?

Is it?
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Charlie got drip.
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Hurgba

Hello new here
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Someone explain this.
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Infinite Trolling

Fun is infinite, so is trolling.
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ass

ass
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mfw baby yoda
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i farded

i farded alot there is immense amount of waste around me
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How do I get a girlfriend

How do I get myself a girlfriend, no men allowed!!!
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This is gamer speaking.

Do you want paypal? paypal.com
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ass

gay ass is like really big
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fart

why it hurt??????????????????????
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I FUCKING HATE CHICKEN

CHICKEN FUCKING SUCKS, I HATE IT. jk i love chicken PELASE FORGIVE ME
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This trollface thing seems pretty cool
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コックとボールの拷問」は、『ウィキペディア(Wikipedia)』のフリー百科事典『en.wikipedia.org』に掲載されたものです。

コックとボールの拷問(CBT)は、男性の性器に痛みや圧迫を加えることを伴う性行為です。これは、性器ピアス、ワックスプレイ、性器スパンキング、スクイーズ、ボールバスト、性器鞭打ち、尿道プレイ、くすぐり拷問、エロティックな電気刺激、あるいは蹴りなどの直接的に苦痛を伴う活動を含むことがあります。このような行為の受け手は、マゾヒズムや、サディスティックな支配者に喜ばれていることを知ることで、直接的な肉体的快楽を得ることができる。
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Women

women
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Pp

Ur mum
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a

a
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n
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testing

test.
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among us
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What is this image?
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Cum cum sex sex oi oi sexo sexo
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