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NICE SPOOKS NERD AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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pornhub

pornhub likes mother series
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you suck

you suck
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Imposter

Imposter found!
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hh

nigger
sex
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not a

https://trolface.neocities.org nt a troll
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what if tf2

tf2
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png-meme-de-internet-spurdo-sparde-4chan.jpg
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peter

peter
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cum

>be me
>dont know how to use green text
lol
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2021 Cover your self in OIL Incident

A young Man has ben spotted falling down.. DONT ALIVE>…wd.aw.dd w.ad2ie2[12.@Ipq13i9oud12
ejrfhidq1 WE ARE COMING FOR YOU>!E?><WMDWWWW"
)(@!_+{SD:LSW YOU CANT HIDE P!)#I(URJDIQOA:P_)EI(JIM<LFO WE SEE YOU…
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lil dza

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCrjHTOrvD_o5IuCo4TTyo3A

Bruh what is this guy dza good or no
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We are living in the cubes.
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cock

i am cackies man
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Yes

Janken
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greg

greg
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i hate w*men

why cant my waifu be real
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troll iceberg

troll ioce ber
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supa troller

yeaaaaaaaaaa
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sperm

sperm
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saul goodman funko pop

saul goodman funko pop
>saul goodman funko pop
>saul goodman funko pop
>saul goodman funko pop
>saul goodman funko pop
>saul goodman funko pop
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trollin

we do a little trolling
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real?

so true
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t
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8567tyuijov

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true story
>be me
>be named chad
I am athletic and your opinion doesnt matter
also fuck you jannies
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sus

amogus
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Baby

DaBaby
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kaas

kaas
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the truth (redpilled)

unicode was blocked cos it had a rather mistrustful resident that seems to reference a popular 2018 game.
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obama

holy shit my tea just became a little sus
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jizz

maybe with cum even!!
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warning if you wanna switch bords

theres a bumbass cp dealer spamming ads in /b/ so dont go there
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yo mama

yo mama
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Shrek

tbh shrek sucks
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首先,莱德直到9/11才出生。 PP根本就没

好吧,我会咬这种疯狂的想法。首先,莱德直到9/11才出生。 PP根本就没有介入早期的冲突-他们错过了9/11,错过了伊朗的人质,错过了Tet进攻,错过了1780年的查尔斯顿战役…

但是,我相信可以建立一种合理的联系,使之更加了解爪子巡逻祖先的美德。尽管这值得商bat,但我相信莱德和船员实际上是加拿大人,也许来自卑诗省温哥华地区。众所周知,一群加拿大外交官庇护了几名从美国驻伊朗大使馆逃脱的美国人(见Argo等人)。尽管从那时起就没有在媒体上引起广泛关注,但有证据表明,一个年轻男孩和一个女孩以及几只流浪狗正在帮助促进救助。来自Ancestry.com的研究表明,这些小孩在80年代初通过伦敦移民到加拿大。这些实际上是莱德的祖父母。文献稀疏且不确定,但是可以证明,他们的遗产不仅导致莱德(Ryder)的出生和对幼犬的亲和力,而且还提供了莱德(Ryder)因其父母过早去世而继承的财富。

至少,这是一种可能的解释。
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cum test
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grubhub

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ROBOT9587

/r9k/ is an imageboard where there are no exact reposts.

1. If you attempt to post something unoriginal, it is not posted, and you are muted temporarily.
2. The time with which you are muted for doubles with each transgression.
3. Each mute time is 2^n in seconds where n is the number of times you have transgressed. So, your mute time doubles each time you fuck up.
4. Backlinks, eg >>1, are not viewed by the robot. So "lolwut" and ">>2 lolwut" are the same post, in the eyes of the robot.
5. Gibberish at the end of a post to force originality may result in mod intervention (no BLOX posts please).
6. Images are NOT included in the filter, only text.
7. Your mute count slowly decreases over time.
8. You cannot post a picture without text.
9. Unicode is blocked. Sorry, too many exploits (Cyrillic letters, etc).
10. Posts require a certain minimum amount of original content in order to be posted.
11. Post sane, real content, well thought out replies, and mutes are unlikely.
12. The original algorithm was designed by XKCD:
http://blag.xkcd.com/2008/01/14/robot9000-and-xkcd-signal-attacking-noise-in-chat/
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j

j
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me when i see non trolle!!!

i hit the.m
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look what they took from yo
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facts

this is fax doe
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does r9k like capybaras?

because i sure do :)
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my penis stone

there is a strone growing on my penis and it is hurting rly bad
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Child porn thread 2
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rope

bombs
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WE LOVE TROLFACEhufguyfugugf

trol
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deez nuts

hello guys
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Is this just 4 chan but worse?

what is this place help
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oil

Si aún tiene problemas, puede visitar con gusto nuestra página de ayuda, que se encuentra aquí, en el sitio web de soporte de Technoblade.
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sus!

DOIGN YOU'RE MOHM
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no

no
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in the hostory of among us

the among fuck
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cAN AMONG US

BE REAL
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tesd dddd
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bales
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when the Trollge finds you hahaha

rrrrrrrrr
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i wanna get outside in quarantine

a
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amogus
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awesome

awesome
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dsfsdafdsafsafdsf

FSDA9UGI0AH I HATE BEEING BABABOOEY i love been TROLLED YOU GOT TROLLED YES YOU PORBBALY BEEN BOOEYd
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hello the fart among us chicken whatwhat
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how to life

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Cheese
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what is this

what is this really
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shawty

Shawty’s like a melody in my head
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je(sus)

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Red Sus

guys red is sus we should vote him out or skip idc
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horse

horse
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Amogu
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boneur
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what's happening forum
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screeb

screeb
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currently covering myself in oil
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I am cumming in your mom
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>be me
>see pork
>haram
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piss

piss
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sup

funi
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monke

monke
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ass munching

I like muching ass
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Continue this chain! 😏
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g
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fat

fat
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Troll

Troll
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fatty spins

fatty spins says he is doin' your mom
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troll

piss
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oil

lmao
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Is there so much stuff about obama

Like seriously what's with your obsession with obama
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Just checking out cyio

Uhh
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cool website

omg guys I found obama his address is on the site sex.sex/sex

real obama 2021 real no fake 1000%
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AUtists

They dont deserve basic human rights
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have found me

so i cover myself with oil
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cum

cum
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Im Hideo Kojima

omg its hideo kojima
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scan it

scan it for funny!!!
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Cringe report #69420

>i have found your post cringe
>dies
>has dysentery
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Obama has ruined america as we knew it
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ssssss

sssss
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Nick

Nick
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sorry meant a differant one
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is this fake

Ban that racist ass hole below me
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ninja

ooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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server fucked and laysuit pending

yeah were all fucked
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e

what is hte averge amountof time to get over a carck cocaine addiction
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china
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gay

gay
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i am banned on the coveryourselfinoil.com server.

please unban me!!!!
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Gaming

Games are kinda cool.
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e

E.
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Mac 10

race car
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h

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camera moves to purple guy and shows him dancing



[music stops]



camera changes to house and kid looks at purple guy



purple guy: points at kid

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Kid: *dancing*

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h

h
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:3 try not to post every second challenge
minute 1
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Imagine unironically being European
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hello
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oh yeah woo yeah

oh yeah woo yeah oh yeah woo yeah oh yeah woo yeah oh yeah woo yeah oh yeah woo yeah oh yeah woo yeah
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h

Im covering myself in oil, and no one can stop me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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piss

willy
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yeah

yup. thats so true tho
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Silly time

Silly time
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>youre posting on a r9k board
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femboys

femboys are actually hot wtf
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FUCK OFF

Im covering myself in oil, and no one can stop me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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hi

hi
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idj

>goes to /r9k/
>posts lol funy n word
>banned
>wtf?
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I think this website is cool and i like using it. There are not too many people using this website so it is kind of boring tbh but i still think it is cool and i like using it. Can someone respond to this post so I know that there are other people useing this website who are nice and good to talk to? maybe we can be friends and have a conversation in this thread maybe :) I think it would be nice to be friends with another user of this website because I think it is cool and I like using it.
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>be me
>ungood day
>go to a random message board
>day worse
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cover yourself in oil

oil floats on water , step 1 wait for rain, step 2 cover yourself in oil , step 3 fly
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cover yourself in oil
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>tfw no oil covered GF (goil-covered friend)
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GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD

Barbara Booey
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oil

you gotta cover yourself in it; man.
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OOOOOOOOOHAHAHHAHA, HOAHAHAOHOHHOH!
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Bunger

Bunger Bunger Bunger Bunger Bunger Bunger Bunger Bunger Bunger Bunger Bunger Bunger
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subject

hmmm
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America

Vote troll face 2077
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Angry Birds

Anyone else a fan of angry birds or just me
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NU MUR SAYING KASS WERDZ

ITIS INNAPROPRIATE
AND VIOLENT
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shoot yourself

the fucking
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aliwfjal

alwfjnaf it's god
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Is Windows 93 Real?

Is it?
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Charlie got drip.
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Hurgba

Hello new here
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Someone explain this.
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Infinite Trolling

Fun is infinite, so is trolling.
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ass

ass
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mfw baby yoda
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i farded

i farded alot there is immense amount of waste around me
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How do I get a girlfriend

How do I get myself a girlfriend, no men allowed!!!
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This is gamer speaking.

Do you want paypal? paypal.com
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ass

gay ass is like really big
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fart

why it hurt??????????????????????
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I FUCKING HATE CHICKEN

CHICKEN FUCKING SUCKS, I HATE IT. jk i love chicken PELASE FORGIVE ME
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This trollface thing seems pretty cool
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コックとボールの拷問」は、『ウィキペディア(Wikipedia)』のフリー百科事典『en.wikipedia.org』に掲載されたものです。

コックとボールの拷問(CBT)は、男性の性器に痛みや圧迫を加えることを伴う性行為です。これは、性器ピアス、ワックスプレイ、性器スパンキング、スクイーズ、ボールバスト、性器鞭打ち、尿道プレイ、くすぐり拷問、エロティックな電気刺激、あるいは蹴りなどの直接的に苦痛を伴う活動を含むことがあります。このような行為の受け手は、マゾヒズムや、サディスティックな支配者に喜ばれていることを知ることで、直接的な肉体的快楽を得ることができる。
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Women

women
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Pp

Ur mum
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a
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testing

test.
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among us
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What is this image?
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Cum cum sex sex oi oi sexo sexo
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