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read ruls or ban


DISCORD EXISTS


for any issues email moot@coveryourselfinoil.com

 No.252[Reply]

>be anon
>go to discord.gg/troll
>sees coveryourselfinoil.com
>notices /b/
>thinks of le "funy"
>automatically says n-word
>gets banned
read rules retard
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 No.650

>be me
>sus



 No.605[Reply]

CYIO.COM FLORILEGEUM: SUBMIT STUFF TODAY

The CYIO.com florilegeum is uh...anthology.
Submit videos/memes about the website on the Florilegeum channel on the discord.
Can be images/videos.
Videos preffered though!! :)

JOIN THE DISCORD AND SUBMIT TO THE FLORILEGEUM


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 No.575[Reply]

bruh bruh bruh (fart)
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 No.653

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Head and Shoulders

 No.656

knees & toes

 No.660

balls and penis

 No.663

deez and nuts

 No.666

water and oil



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 No.665[Reply]

cmon anon, take the shot


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 No.664[Reply]

>be me
>balls itch


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 No.662[Reply]

>my family hasnt spoke to me in weeks
Do they even love me?


 No.661[Reply]

ME GUSTA LA PINGA DE SAMUEL


 No.659[Reply]

fucking sucks like dude it's cock what the hell why do we need to do it school is ass


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 No.658[Reply]

WTF HALFLIFE 2 ZOMBIE DOING DA DAB?
he kinda cringe doe….


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 No.657[Reply]

>be me
>walking down hallway in school
>suddenly my balls stick to my leg
>put hand in pants to remove them from my leg
>"anon what are you doing"
>teacher sees my hand in my pants
>fuck.png


 No.655[Reply]

i want to fly, but i was wondering what kind of oil i should use? what brand do you think are the best and/or worst for flying, or does it even matter?


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 No.606[Reply]

ITT: We slap our nuts

 No.646

mmm kinda sus

 No.654

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Get it guys?
I said the funny "sus" word as in suspicious AKA what you would've said if the imposter is sus in the hit game among us!
I'm a gamer bro!1!!1 sus! sus! sus! sus!



 No.652[Reply]

what


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 No.596[Reply]

guys………

 No.645

SUS FUCKING SUS

 No.651

cume



 No.597[Reply]

u

 No.648

kind of sus

 No.649

idk seems sus to me



 No.602[Reply]

seriously, I've been doing this forever, got an archive of v1 before v2 released, blah blah, it's not that hard just go to the wayback machine and upload it seriously I have a life I can't do this every fucking day AHHH

 No.603

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 No.647

stop being sus



 No.607[Reply]

the website got hacked today

 No.644

SUS!!!!!!



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 No.599[Reply]

Man, I've been looking at this crab a lot.
Something about his eyes just intrigue me, how they pop out at you in welcoming way.
I've sent this image to more people than I should.
He intrigues me, truly.

What do you think about this crab?

 No.604

me like crab

 No.609

man this is so fucking cool like man look at this

 No.643

ur sus



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 No.585[Reply]

Me when
when gamer gf says she can't peg you tonight.

 No.601

nooo that sucks hope she can peg you tomorrow anon :(

 No.642

your so sus



 No.558[Reply]

Hey guys, saying the N word is bad.
I just wanna remind you to be nice and not hurt people's feelings on the internet

 No.640

n word sus



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 No.611[Reply]

he is greatest channel he make tibet superpower 2025
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 No.620

>>619
Moot pls delete this thread ;-;

 No.621

>>620
Hahahahaha, libvaresd teolled once agian another win for isreal

 No.622

>>621
If I get dubs than that means you are a stupid face

 No.623

>>622
YOU WILL NEVAR GET DUSBDS

 No.638

that is sus



 No.628[Reply]

wtf my oil ran out

 No.637

looking kind of sus



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 No.629[Reply]

poop bum willy

 No.630

what the hell is this

 No.636

mmmm sus



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 No.68[Reply]

polish

 No.86

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polish

 No.590

western poland

 No.598

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>mfw i have to write "Małgorzata Jachimowska, Rondo Kombatantów Rzeczypospolitej Polskiej i Byłych Więźniów Politycznych" on an envelope containing a birthday card to my friend

 No.635

uh sus



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 No.593[Reply]

Haiii i am new user on oilchan heroo can any1 help me here i want to see meme and

 No.600

yes yes friend ok so to see meme go oil and then you see oil, and since oil funny, you laugh.

 No.624

>>593
very nice

 No.634

kind of sus



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 No.472[Reply]

oil website is stupid

 No.633

you're kind of sus



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 No.496[Reply]

why cant i eat my shit without throwing up?


how do i comment help

 No.529

Hey Foxsome, I'm Dad! Here to help you with your life questions and problems.

You see, your feces are quite toxic. A bunch of eaten food and other no-good substances are in there. There is no way to eat your feces without throwing up.

Have fun!
-Dad

 No.530

first of all you have to build up immune system(eat flinstone gummies) and build a immunity to scat(watching videos without pooping) i recommend 2 girls one cup then enjoy

 No.632

sus



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 No.443[Reply]

>be me
>think site is funny cause troll face
>turns out its semi funny
>trollcringe.png
>contemplate life choices
>sob uncontrollably
insert obligatory bacon panel

 No.469

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Shut the fuck up kiddo.

 No.627

sus



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 No.563[Reply]

When the supposed “impersonator” job is to eliminate the lives of other human beings for “fun” or no reason of gain, makes other people think he is very “skeptical” or as people say “sus” which is a term for “suspicion” or “suspicious” and this human being likes playing as the impostor because they think its fun to eliminate lives of other people in this virtual video game, there is. also the other role called “crewmate” as a crewmate you need to do “tasks” or chores on this spaceship if a crewmate sees someone that they think is a crewmate and after see them do a elimination on another human being they think that there person is suspicious which means that they are the impostor, this also leads up to “memes” as an example: “when the impostor is sus! 😳 is a common meme that has just been recognized in the among us community, people think this is funny because its a stupid saying that makes people laugh, they play in this video game called “among us” and is a very popular game that is “space themed” that is developed by “innersloth and makes alot of money on virtual pets, or “skins” to customize your human being on this “video game” on a virtual platform called “computer” and the impersonator is satisfied after eliminating the other human beings, which means that the impersonator is suspicious for his activities. 😳

 No.578

realtable

 No.626

sus



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 No.608[Reply]

bro this is like just a normal ass anime girl with eyeglasses that goes to school. 177013? Illegal sex? Failed abortions? What are you talking about dude??

 No.610

man

 No.625

hey can you please shut the fuck up. you could have posted anything on this board except that image, please fuck off thanks

 No.641

fukcing sus



 No.595[Reply]

NINTENDO!!!!!!!!!!!


 No.594[Reply]



 No.586[Reply]

>be me
>have a video conference at exactly 10:15 AM
>log in
>go to coveryourselfinoil.com
>go to /b/
>make a greentext post

 No.592

OIL IS EVERYTHING TO YOU. YOU DONT CARE ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE THAN OIL. COVERYOURSELFINOIL.COM. COVERYOURSELFINOIL.COM.



 No.591[Reply]

me when i do the and when the does and nobody when the me irl


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 No.589[Reply]

>be me
>johnny test season 7


 No.588[Reply]

how do I be me? and then have my day ruined/1/!?/1
i may never know


 No.587[Reply]

when it tuesdey :) awesome


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 No.584[Reply]

akjfhdsaghaskghs


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 No.543[Reply]

goku drip

 No.583

goku drip



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 No.494[Reply]

>be me
>wake up
>realise i own discord.gg/troll
day ruined

 No.500

that is so sad!

 No.554

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>"discord.gg/troll"

 No.582

You arent moose stfu!!!!!!!



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 No.570[Reply]

.

 No.581

when the imposter is sus



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 No.577[Reply]

pog

 No.579

racist



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 No.574[Reply]

pum pum e hee se hee pum pum sa ha dos sa ha pum

 No.576

(delete this)



 No.7[Reply]

asdasdas

 No.510

yea

 No.573

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AAHHAH



 No.564[Reply]

We launched a patreon to fund our projects and have advertisement to grow the website and not have to use AdSense for ads.
Any and all help is appreciated.


CLICK HERE?

 No.572

epic



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